vampiricbisexuality:

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like to charge, reblog to cast <3

oceantoyz:

A basket of plush pumpkins, bats, ghosts and spiders.ALT


Take one and pass the basket (reblog)!

Pumpkin Plush

Bat Plush

Spider Plush

Ghost Plush

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homosexualslug:

A tweet by @bigcatburger (with the account name DJ Burger) that reads "When your buddy is lowkey unique but you still fw him." This is followed by a photo of a capybara and fennec fox standing together in a red, white and pink tiled room.ALT
A screenshot of a reply to the tweet in the first image by user @Fardpoop21 that says "Which one is the unique one?"ALT
A screenshot of a tweet replying to the reply in the second message, where user @bigcatburger, with the account name DJ Burger, replies, "We are all unique in our own ways, twin" followed by another reply by @FardPoop21 that says, "Thank you dj burger"ALT

beautiful conversations happening on twitter

is-this-fascism:

hot take but i think cars should be required to have communication radios just like big semi trucks. we should all be able to talk to each other on the road. not bc this would help in any way but because i want it to sound like a counterstrike lobby every time i drive somewgere

redstonedust:

water doesn’t make rocks smooth. they hired me to go down to the beach with a sander every night and smooth them myself. it’s not much and it’s not honest work.

nicenight:

snowdarkred:

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he died for what he believed in

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be the change you want to see i guess

striders:

cat can:

  • snuggle
  • biting you
  • eat food AND plastic
  • so scared of car sounds
  • locate Bug
  • Make sounds

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don’t it?

geekysteven:

iwantadamusername:

april:

ⓘ Tip
You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

⚠︎ Tip

Nap lengths are always randomised.

⚠︎ Tip

Naps can be initialized anywhere, but doing so during work meetings may trigger an unskippable cutscene

ofishal-fish-posts:

Indeed simulator:

scam posting

AI training

job that looks suspiciously like a cult

AI training

another scam posting

AI training

real job posting that you’ll never get because 10 billion other people applied

AI training

scam posting

“ceramic engineers” (they’re looking for dishwashers)

scam

AI training

“entry level” job that requires a PhD, 150 years of experience, and an Olympic gold medal

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