fuck marry befriend kill: operator addition
like to charge, reblog to cast <3
beautiful conversations happening on twitter
hot take but i think cars should be required to have communication radios just like big semi trucks. we should all be able to talk to each other on the road. not bc this would help in any way but because i want it to sound like a counterstrike lobby every time i drive somewgere
water doesn’t make rocks smooth. they hired me to go down to the beach with a sander every night and smooth them myself. it’s not much and it’s not honest work.
he died for what he believed in
be the change you want to see i guess
cat can:
- snuggle
- biting you
- eat food AND plastic
- so scared of car sounds
- locate Bug
- Make sounds
dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don’t it?
ⓘ Tip
You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.⚠︎ Tip
Nap lengths are always randomised.
⚠︎ Tip
Naps can be initialized anywhere, but doing so during work meetings may trigger an unskippable cutscene
Indeed simulator:
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AI training
job that looks suspiciously like a cult
AI training
another scam posting
AI training
real job posting that you’ll never get because 10 billion other people applied
AI training
scam posting
“ceramic engineers” (they’re looking for dishwashers)
scam
AI training
“entry level” job that requires a PhD, 150 years of experience, and an Olympic gold medal


















